Thursday, October 2, 2008

Oh what a beautiful morning, NOT!!!

Above is a previous peanut butter episode. Does a 2 yr old learn from her mistakes-this will answer your question!! You know how chicken broth separates and the grease floats to the top? Well that is what landed all over me and my bed (only it was peanut butter grease) as I get woken up by my 2 yr old puking her guts out all over me at 3:30 this morning. You ask yourself why, well I'll tell you why. Last night under "daddy's watch" sorry Terry but it's true! she had taken the jar (Big) jar of peanut butter and shut her self up in the DARK-mind you, pantry. Sitting on the floor having a feast digging at with both hands. Who knows how long she was in there. Terry cleaned her up and put her back to bed (she was already tucked in for the night).
But she kept clicking her tongue and he realized she was so choked up that he had to give her some water to help get it down. Later that night she comes into our room and fell asleep next to me. I must have been tired cuz I do not allow this. And this is one reason why! she decided to empty her belly. SOOOOO Terry took the easy part and bathed her while I was left to rinse out the nasty-ness in the kitchen sink where if I didn't walk way away and take a deep breath I would've been cleaning up my own mess. Then of course WHERE is the big efficient washer and dryer set when you need it. Washing size king sheets, comforter, pillow cases and bed protector in my rinky dinky set was enough to set me over the edge. Next came my shower- that felt nice. Thanks Dear Lord for the ability to shower!! I finally settled down for a 1 1/2 hr nap on the couch before my son got up for school. (my sweet hubby took the other less comfy one in the other room) Thinking that was it I realized well, just take a nap later you will be okay. Then the diarrhea set in. OH JOY! She must have tons of grease in her poor little belly! Anyway more has happened but I will spare you! Don't you just looooove mornings like these!!!

11 comments:

Jaime said...

omgosh tiffy, i am so sorry! maybe, this time she will have learned her lesson for sure! If not, you can constantly remind her of it so she won't over indulge again! she is a mischievous lil stinker isn't she? at least she's adorbale

Mary Ann said...

Yuck. There is nothing worse than being woken up in the middle of the night by throw up, nothing.

MERRIANNE said...

oh my gooodness!!!!! that is awful!!!!!

remember that old song...

"Mama said there'd be days like this...
There'd be days like this Mama said!"

THE BROWN FAMILY said...

That sounds real bad but hey now you have a really good story to tell and as bad as I feel for you I also could not stop laughing. Ha Ha. Hang in there.

Tanja said...

uuuggghhh. I am sorry, that just plain sucks. hang in there and hopefully the day will get better!

jes and scott said...

Nice. Makes you almost not want to go out at night doesn't it...almost. That stinks. I had a little girl soaking wet with pee at 5 this morning and I thought I had it bad. You win!

CJ, the Purple Diva said...

OH MY HECK! That's awful! I am so sorry! I do NOT miss those days!

Mother Goose said...

OH, eww I would have been spewing right there with you. When things like that happen. I have to shower and Mr. Incredible does all the cleaning. I have no tolerance for that, I'm chucking right with them.
I have been lucky that all of them were not up chuckers but then again they didn't eat half a tub of peanut butter either. But, even when sick there always seemed to be enough warning.
I hope she is feeling better! I hope you are too.

Anonymous said...

UUUGGGGG, aaackkkkkk;

Paw Paw

Krissy said...

Dude that SUCKS! Sick kids are the worst! (And even more so when mama is sick along with them. Don't ask how I know. lol)

(BTW - I'm purple diva's daughter. Hop on over to my page, I'm adding you on my blog list!) :)

West Family said...

Love it! Can't wait to see you, so is it warm down there?